Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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