It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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