she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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