Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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