i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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