moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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