Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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