He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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