Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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