OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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