sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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