loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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