People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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