And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just made my gag reflex go away.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Holy sore nipples Batman
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
false alarm, still single
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