Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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