just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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