She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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