There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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