carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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