I think my vagina is haunted
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My ass is underappreciated
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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