Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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