Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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