You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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