those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
