Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
