kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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