I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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