I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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