You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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