She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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