what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
