haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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