o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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