so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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