I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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