You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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