I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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