Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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