Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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