Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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