Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Sorry my hands just texted you
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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