Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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