I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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