I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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