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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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