Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Duck Duck Cougar?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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