He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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