Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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