At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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