I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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