He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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