Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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